Weird Science

Weird Science

Weird Science is the name of: Weird Science (film), a 1985 film directed by John Hughes Weird Science (TV series), a television series based on the film "Weird Science" (song), the theme song to the film and the TV series by Oingo Boingo "Weird Science" (Does It Offend You, Yeah?), a song by Does It Offend You, Yeah? from You Have No Idea What You're Getting Yourself Into Weird Science (comic), a 1950s comic book published by EC Comics Weird Science (group), a group consisting of Blake Miller and Steve Aoki "Weird Science" (D:TNG episode), an episode from season two of Degrassi: The Next Generation

Production: Universal Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
46
Rotten Tomatoes:
54%
PG-13
Year:
1985
94
14,687 Views
It's all in the name of science. Weird Science.
If you can't get a date, make one!

Gary:
[completely wasted] Fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy, little 8th grade b*tch.

Fats:
Crazy insane?

Man 1:
Insane?

Man 2:
Crazy?

Gary:
I was nuts for the woman, man. Now, you gotta believe me. I'm tellin' the truth here. I speakin' to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. And what did it to me was these big titties she had. For a 13-year-old girl, man? She wouldn't have had to worry 'bout no titties for the rest of her life, boy. You know, she was set. She was looking good, I saying.

Wyatt:
That's the truth, baby.

Gary:
I called her every night for, like, a month. I mean, I talkin' devotion, man.

Mitch:
Every damn night?!

Gary:
Every night, Mitch. I ain't playin' with you.

Mitch:
On the telephone?

Gary:
What this boy talkin' 'bout, on the telephone, man?!

Fats:
Explain it to him!

Gary:
Well, damn, Fats! Goddamn! We know there's a telephone!

Lisa:
But he hung up on her.

Man 1:
Oh, you didn't hang up on her. The chick with those big, big titties?

Gary:
Hey, you. Now, here the capper. You know what the b*tch did to me?

Mitch:
Lay it on me.

Gary:
Take this sh*t on. Listen to what she did to me.

Lisa:
She kneed you in the nuts and called him f*ggot in front of everyone.

Mitch:
She did what?!

Man 1:
B*tch kneed your nuts?!

Gary:
B*tch kneed my nuts, man! I ain't playin' with ya.

Fats:
In the family jewels?

Gary:
In the family jewels, man!

Wyatt:
Worst pain there is.

Gary:
Broke my heart in two!

Fats:
She broke more than your heart.

Mitch:
You can forget that other one. [points to Lisa] You got this fine jewel sittin' right over here by you.

[everyone else agrees]

Gary:
Ain't that the truth, baby? That's the clean truth!


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