Welcome Freshmen

Female Teacher:
Give me back my attendance records.

Male Teacher:
No way, Dog Breath.

Female Teacher:
Mr. Lippman! Mr.Sitcurse...

Male Teacher:
[shouts] Liar, liar! Pants on fire!

Mr. Elliott Lippman:
Stop it, Mr.Teensy. Holding your breath will not do you any good. Your not getting a raise.

Mr.Teensy:
But I want a raise. [shouts] I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise![throws a temper tantrum]

Mr. Elliott Lippman:
[shouts] If you don't shut up, [turns Mr.Teensy around] I'm gonna grab your undies and give you a big... [stops as Alex walks into Teachers lounge] [to Mr. Teensy] Gee, I guess that verterbrae is now back in place, huh, Mr. Teensy?

Merv:
[Merv and Lippy have become exchange students] [to Lippy who's written "Merv bites" on his locker] Caught you, Freshman.

Mr. Elliott Lippman:
But, Mr. Merv I was....

Merv:
You've got some explaining to do. [puts a handcuff on Lippy and takes him to the office]