Westward the Women

Patience Hawley:
[to the awaiting bridegrooms] You can look us over, but don't think you're going to do the choosing! All the way from Independence, I've been staring at two things: one was this picture and the other was the rump of a mule... and don't ask me which was prettier!

Fifi Danon:
[to Buck Wyatt] Do you ever... shave? [he walks away from her] You always look so dirty!

Buck Wyatt:
[to Patience, as she sits with the unconscious Mrs. Maroni] Talk to her, Patience.

Patience Hawley:
Thanks... what'll I use for language?

Roy E. Whitman:
One man's eye for beauty is another man's eyesore!