Where the Truth Lies

Lanny Morris:
[to Vince] Get the f*** off me! We don't f***, Vince! We're buddies, we're pals, we're partners, we're a duo. We love each other, but we don't f***! We're f***ing stars. We can - we can travel together. We can hang out together. We can live together, but we can't be queers!

Lanny Morris:
Having to be a nice guy is the toughest job in the world when you're not.

Vince:
[Beating up a bigot backstage] Say what you like about any jew in the world... BUT NOBODY CALLS MY PARTNER A *KIKE*

Vince:
Look at you, you're a disgrace!

Karen:
[Narrating] All that remained of Maureen was a tree in her mother's garden.

Lanny Morris:
I don't eat lobster.

Lanny Morris:
I left you a note.

Karen:
Where?

Lanny Morris:
[Last lines] You're a very special girl. Forgive me.