Where There's Life

Victor O'Brien:
Ooh, ooh! That guy gives me a terrible headache! Joe, Joe, get me an aspirin. Here put it on a slice of bread. I'm hungry too!

Michael Joseph Valentine:
[to Krivoc] Well, you look familiar. I just can't place the graveyard!

Michael Joseph Valentine:
[about to be stabbed] Wait! May I make one last request?

Albert Miller:
Yes.

Michael Joseph Valentine:
Put away that knife!

Albert Miller:
Why, you!

Michael Joseph Valentine:
[to Sterorius] Yeah, well, there's a body here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it.

Victor O'Brien:
All right, come on, produce the corpus delicti.

Michael Joseph Valentine:
One thing at a time. Produce the body first.

Victor O'Brien:
What a revoltin' development this is!

Gen. Katrina Grimovitch:
Michael, run!

Michael Joseph Valentine:
Run? Do you think I'm yellow? [after gunshot breaks glass] Shake hands with a lemon!

Paul Stertorius:
You don't realize death is staring you in the face!

Michael Joseph Valentine:
Well, look the other way.

Victor O'Brien:
[about Valentine] When that anteater buries his nose in the pillow, it leaves an impression on the mattress.