While We're Young

Cornelia:
My dad likes saying, "The more, the more."

Josh:
That's because your dad has everything and then he gets more.

Cornelia:
Josh, you know the world isn't a giant conspiracy against you.

Dr. Nagato:
You have arthritis in your knee.

Josh:
Arthritis arthritis?

Dr. Nagato:
Yes. I usually just say it once.

Josh:
He's not evil, he's just... young.

Cornelia:
They made a house out of twigs. And the wolf came.

Josh:
He blows it down.

Cornelia:
Yeah, but what happens in the middle?

Josh:
I keep wanting to do 'This little piggy went to the market, but that's with the toes'.

Jamie:
I really loved your film. That scene with the dogs around the garbage. How did you stage that?

Josh:
I said 'Hey, shoot those dogs'.

Cornelia:
It's like their apartment is full of everything we once threw out, but it looks so good the way they have it.

Josh:
I've learned along the way you can discover more by allowing yourself to be surprised by what you encounter.

Fletcher:
You're an old man with a hat.

Josh:
For the first time in my life I've stopped thinking of myself as a child imitating an adult.

Cornelia:
You feel that way too?

Leslie Breitbart:
Josh, your sleeve is on fire! [Jamie puts it out] Are you okay, son?

Josh:
Let's have kids.

Cornelia:
I don't want this to be 'Every time you take a hallucinogen you want to have a baby'.

Josh:
Not every time.

Cornelia:
We've got this Ayahuasca ceremony this weekend with Jamie and Darby.

Marina:
What's an Ayahuasca ceremony?

Cornelia:
You drink this sludgy liquid and you hallucinate and vomit up your demons.

Marina:
Okay. Well, we're just having a cookout and maybe playing charades.

Cornelia:
I wish you'd look at me the way you look at Jamie and Darby. When we first met, you wooed me with romantic e-mails.

Josh:
It wouldn't make sense for me to send you e-mails now that we're in the same room all the time.

Josh:
I like our life as it is.

Cornelia:
Yeah. I mean if we wanted to take off to Paris tomorrow we could.

Josh:
If we're gonna do it, we should plan it with at least a month in advance.

Cornelia:
A month is still in the realm of spontaneity.

Josh:
It's all a pose. It's like he once saw a sincere person and he's been imitating him ever since.

Josh:
It's like... he once saw a sincere person and he's been imitating him ever since.

Fletcher:
Before you have a kid, everyone tells you, "It's the best thing you'll ever do." And as soon as you get the baby back from the hospital, those same people are like, "Don't worry, it gets better."

Leslie Breitbart:
How's my daughter?

Josh:
How's she seem to you?

Leslie Breitbart:
Seems well.

Josh:
So why are you asking me?

Tim:
Why is it that when one person picks up their phone, everybody else has to?

Cornelia:
I just have a quick thing...

Tim:
Each of us is so certain that we've got the most important thing to do right now.

Cornelia:
[still using her phone] I know, it's so rude.

Josh:
You know, f*** you.

Cornelia:
F*** you. Don't talk to me like that.

Josh:
I'm saying "f*** you" the way Jamie and Darby say it, where it's not a real "f*** you," it's a semi-playful "f*** you."

Cornelia:
We're not Jamie and Darby. We don't talk to each other that way. If you say "f*** you" to me, it feels like a real "f*** you."

Josh:
It is real.

Cornelia:
F*** you. And not semi-playfully either.

Josh:
F*** you. Total, real, cutting-to-the-core, f*** you.

Darby Massey:
You know, me and Jamie, always wondered how are we gonna get old? And the answer is... just like everyone else.