White Chicks

Marcus Copeland:
You hit like a b*tch! C'mon.

Latrell Spencer:
Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.

Tiffany Wilson:
I am so... frick-in'... pissed!

Kevin Copeland:
I'm gonna have a BF!

Marcus Copeland:
Oh, my God, she's gonna have a b*tch fit!

Kevin Copeland:
I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!

Marcus Copeland:
You, are in big, trouble!

Kevin Copeland:
Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.

“Hold my poodle”

Latrell Spencer - “Someone get this Jigaboo away from me”

Latrell Spencer:
Easy white chocolate I wouldn’t want you to melt

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Squeeze me?

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
I got the buckwheat.

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Teach him how to say, "Yo quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Now I look like frickin' Shrek.

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
What a beautiful chocolate man.

Latrell Spencer:
White meat only.

Latrell Spencer:
Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?

Latrell Spencer:
[Marcus/Tiffany sprays him with mace] She don't know it yet... oh, but that's wifey right there.

Latrell Spencer:
[while eating oysters] Tongue's kinda big.

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Hold my poodle.

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer. [1]

Latrell Spencer:
Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.

Latrell Spencer:
[after A Thousand Miles begins to play] How did you know? I love this song!