Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

Djinn:
All right. I understand. You've had a tough day. I can see how this could get a little depressing in here, couldn't it? This place isn't exactly happy.

Gregory:
You won't succeed.

Djinn:
Who's going to stop me?

Gregory:
God will stop you.

Djinn:
God has nothing to do with this.

Gregory:
God has everything to do with this. Be gone, Satan!

Djinn:
I think you have your demons mixed up, Father.

Tillover:
How does a week in the hole sound?

Djinn:
A week, is that the best you got? I was once in a hole for 3000 years, this should be a breeze.

Tillover:
That's my order. My wish, is to slow dance with you, for one minute, Compton style!

Gries:
What do you want?

Djinn:
Your soul.

Djinn:
And a pack of cigarettes.

Pushkin:
You want to break heads? I can break heads.

Osip:
Everybody needs help... even the devil.

Osip:
What the hell kind of devil are you?

Djinn:
I claim that which is owed.

Cop:
Freeze!

The Djinn:
Did I hear you say freeze?

Cop:
Yeah. You're goddamn right I said freeze!

The Djinn:
Done. [freezes the cop]

Cop:
You want to explain this to me?

The Djinn as Nathaniel Demarest:
[referring to the frozen cop] He needed to chill out.

Prisoner:
I'm gonna do you a big favor, because you're new and you're ignorant, and I'll rip the buckskin tongue outta your mouth for talking to me.

The Djinn as Nathaniel Demarest:
I'm going to do you a favor, because you're an unjustly imprisoned man. I would like to see your lawyer pay for all the pain and suffering he's put you through, yes?

Prisoner:
Yo, man, are you tripping? Who the f*** are you?

The Djinn as Nathaniel Demarest:
I am the Wishmaster. I make wishes come true.

Prisoner:
Oh yeah? Well, you'd better wish for some buckskin sense, real quick!

The Djinn as Nathaniel Demarest:
I believe you said you'd like to see your lawyer go f*** himself. I could arrange that.

Prisoner:
Yo, man, you aren't playing for real. My boy here's...

The Djinn as Nathaniel Demarest:
I only play for real.

Prisoner:
What's in it for you?

The Djinn as Nathaniel Demarest:
Your soul.

Prisoner:
Dang it, man. Make it happen.

The Djinn:
Eric, I can help you.

Eric:
Back off.

The Djinn:
I can give you life everlasting if you wish it. I can end your pain. Would you wish that?

Eric:
I wish I'd never been born.

The Djinn:
As you wish. [reverses Eric's aging process until he disappears completely] Done.

The Djinn As Nathaniel Demarest:
[to an old woman] Too bad, you just crapped out. [the woman fills with coins and then defecates all of them out]