Women Are Like That

Claudius King:
[laughing] So, not content with ruining your life, Willie also ruined your speech, eh?

Claire Landin, aka Miss Claire King:
Willie did *not* ruin my speech; after he got out, I really outdid myself. I'll bet half the married women in that room went directly home and beat up their husbands.

Claudius King:
[sn*ggering] Wouldn't surprise me. I've always contended that modern civilization wrecked itself when we separated women from goats and moved them into the house.

Bill Landin:
He's got about as much imagination as a duck.

Claire Landin, aka Miss Claire King:
Why a duck?

Bill Landin:
Women are funny.

Bill Landin:
A good advertising campaign has got to have the soul of a Gehrig and the wit of a Shaw presented in such a fashion that any moron could understand it.