Wrath of the Gods

Hercules:
If, in the pride and vaunting of your conquering heart, you aspire to be a hero... ya gotta eat your vegetables!

Talking Timber:
Stop me if you've heard this one. A guy walks into a tailor shop holding a pair of pants. Tailor says, "Euripides?" Guy says, "Yeah, Eumenides?"

Pan:
I am the great god Pan... and you're not!

Chariot Driver:
Welcome aboard! For your safety and convenience, we recommend you hold on for dear life.

Merchant:
[after clicking on the iron] I can't sell you that! Electricity won't be invented for another few thousand years!

NYMPH:
Stay forever and be my friend! If you talk to her again. We can bake cupcakes together.