Wrong Box

Queen Victoria:
In recognition of your many and varied services to the crown, I dub thee...

Queen Victoria:
Oh. We are frightfully sorry, Sir Robert.

First Driver:
Fred?

First Driver:
We haven't heard the last of this.

Joseph Finsbury:
I was in the water closet of the Bournemouth express when it quite unaccountably exploded, thereby extensively damaging the rest of the train. I can't really think that I was to blame, although at the time I was smoking.

Morris Finsbury:
Now what we need is a venal doctor.

John Finsbury:
But - Uncle Joseph's dead! It's too late!

Morris Finsbury:
Not for him, for us! Now, you remember that chambermaid you got into... um...

John Finsbury:
...thing.

Morris Finsbury:
Thing. Who was the doctor who did the, um...

John Finsbury:
...thing. Uh, Pratt, Dr. Pratt.

Morris Finsbury:
Was he venal?

John Finsbury:
I - I didn't like to ask.

Morris Finsbury:
Well, did he do the...

John Finsbury:
...thing. Yes.

Morris Finsbury:
Good.

John Finsbury:
But... what's he got to do with it?

Morris Finsbury:
He's part of the plan. Now you and I are the only two people in the world who *know* that Uncle Joseph is, uh...

John Finsbury:
...thing.

Morris Finsbury:
...dead.

Morris Finsbury:
Price is no object.

Morris Finsbury:
I collect eggs, Doctor.

Julia Finsbury:
Oh, I only knew mine vaguely. My father was a missionary. He was eaten by his Bible class.