WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2007

Jerry Lawler:
I feel like I'm the luckiest guy in the world, JR. I can't believe I get paid to do this job!

Jim Ross:
Well, don't let General Manager Eric Bischoff hear you say that, otherwise you might end up doing it for free!

Jerry Lawler:
That's true. Bischoff's so cheap, he won't even tip a canoe!

John Layfield:
[about Boogeyman] That guy's one brick short of a load.

Jerry Lawler:
Lance Cade has impressed me from the first day he showed up on Raw and won the Tag Team title.

Jim Ross:
That's quite an accompolishment to be sure. And I don't there is any question that his early success went straight to his head.

Tazz:
Man, you talk about an American icon. You talk about a real American hero. You just don't get any better than the man right here, Kurt Angle.

Michael Coulthard:
Angle certainly represented his country well in the 1996 Olympic Games where he won his gold medal. But ever since then, I think his accomplishments have gone to his head.

Tazz:
What? How can you say that, Cole? That's practically... That's more or less un-American. I hope the Department of Homeland Security ain't watching this.

Michael Coulthard:
Oh, come on Tazz. You know exactly what I'm talking about. It seems the more Angle accomplishes, and he's accomplished a lot, the more of a jerk he becomes!

Tazz:
I don't even want to have this conversation with you, Cole. If you can't respect an All-American hero like Kurt Angle, I can't respect you. Of course, you know, I kinda never respected you to begin with. But you know what, That's besides the point.

Jim Ross:
Hey, we've seen a lot of bad dudes here on Raw, King. But Vito may be be the baddest I've ever seen.

Jerry Lawler:
Boy you're not kidding, JR. Seeing Vito in action makes me glad that he's a Smackdown superstar.

Jim Ross:
And nothing against the Raw roster, King. But I hope they've come here for a fight. Because that seems to be what Vito has on his mind.

Jerry Lawler:
That's the only thing Vito ever has on his mind, JR. He graduated with Honours in the School of Hard Knocks.

Michael Coulthard:
I wonder how JBL's gonna try to cheat his way to victory here tonight, Tazz.

Tazz:
You're out of line, Cole. And you probably don't wanna... slander a guy who has as much lawyers as JBL does.

Michael Coulthard:
It's not slander if it's true, Tazz. And if JBL wants to make an issue of it, I'm sure I can come up with a lot of evidence to support what I said.

Jim Ross:
I'd be a lot more impressed by Ken Kennedy, if I didn't think he was such a pompous ass.

Jerry Lawler:
Hey, when you're as great as Kennedy, it's hard to be humble, JR.