X-Men: Evolution

[Storm has frozen him]

Wolverine:
Now that was cold.

Professor Charles Xavier:
Cyclops, get the Blackbird prepped for launch.

Cyclops:
Yes, sir.

Professor Charles Xavier:
And since it's the weekend, assemble the full team.

[pause]

Professor Charles Xavier:
We have a Rogue.

Magneto:
Welcome to Sanctuary.

Sabretooth:
One shall fall by the other's hand. It is our destiny.

Jean Grey:
You've been given a wonderful gift.

Kitty Pryde:
I don't have a gift, just a curse.

Jean Grey:
Only if you let it be.

Professor Charles Xavier:
This is place where powers are not always an asset... Right Scott?

Cyclops:
I guess you heard about last night.

Professor Charles Xavier:
It was hard not to. It was all over the news channels.

Jean Grey:
What about you Kurt? You got any special talents that brought you here?

[Nightcrawler disappears and then reappears]

Nightcrawler:
Maybe.

Juggernaut:
You think that fancy visor's going to stop me? Nothing stops me. I'M RAW POWER.

Cyclops:
You want it raw, tough guy? [removes his visor] Then take it RAW.

Wolverine:
I smell fear.

Scott:
Logan? Have you ever, you know, really cared for someone? [grabs pliers Logan asked for] I mean, you felt it so strongly, you couldn't even get the words out.

Logan:
[grabs the pliers] Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw. I was so speechless, someone else bought her.

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
[sloppily wearing Quicksilver's costume] Look at me, I'm Pietro. Hold on, I have to go to the moon... I'm back.

[Nightcrawler is looking for Shadowcat]

Nightcrawler:
Kitty? Kitty?

Sabretooth:
Me-ow.

Wolverine:
About time you got here, elf. We were... What's she doing here?

Nightcrawler:
It's... it's a little complicated. See...

Mystique:
He'll send you a memo. Now let's go.

Gambit:
You round up those jokes you call friends, and meet me at your place.

Avalanche:
Why?

Gambit:
Because now that you're out of school, you'll be taking a real test.

Avalanche:
Forget it. We're sick of being used.

Gambit:
Did you get my calling card?

Avalanche:
We did. Now, let us throw you out on the welcome mat.

Rogue:
My power is your power and I can take more than one.

[about Rogue and her powers]

Jean Luc LeBeau:
You mean, she can do all that with the touch of a finger?

Gambit:
Forget it.

Quicksilver:
Wanda?

Scarlet Witch:
PIETRO?

[Wanda attacks the Brotherhood, they run for cover]

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Ex-girlfriend?

Quicksilver:
Worse. She's my *sister*...

Jean Grey:
You know, I don't know WHAT I'd do if I didn't have you guys around to make all my decisions for me!

[grabs Scott's car keys and storms off]

Duncan Matthews:
Whoa. Glad she took your keys.

Avalanche:
[comforting Shadowcat about her emerging powers] Hey, don't fret it, embrace it. The way I see it, fate dealt us winning cards.

[to Rogue]

Pyro:
Awful bold of you, coming here, girl! Or are you just stupid?

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
This bombs, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.

Blob:
Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway!

Quicksilver:
But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S...

[gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead]

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Ow!

Quicksilver:
[Lance walks in from outside] Finally! Are you done fixing that transmission of yours yet? I've got dates tonight!

Avalanche:
Yeah, I'm done all right.

Quicksilver:
Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube.

Avalanche:
Sure. Glad to! [uses his powers to throw the chair out the window]

Quicksilver:
Aw, now look what you...

Avalanche:
[grabbing Pietro] All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you!

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
[comes in tangled up in a TV antenna] And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna!

Blob:
And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking! [sadly] You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through!

Quicksilver:
Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless... [looks out the window and screams] Wanda! [dives into the closet] Don't tell her I'm here!

Avalanche:
Ha!

[Boom-Boom barges in on Toad in the bathroom]

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Hey, hey! I'm taking a shower here!

Boom Boom:
Yeah, the whole town's thrilled. I'm out of mouthwash.

[after a disastrous flight simulator lesson]

Iceman:
[to Wolverine] Hey, did you see? Were you watching? This time it took me *twice* as long to crash and burn!

[after tricking and using Rogue]

Gambit:
Rogue...

Rogue:
Don't. You just did the wrong thing for the right reason.

Gambit:
So what now?

Rogue:
I'm going back with the X-men. I don't care what you do...

Gambit:
[smiling] *Sure* you don't...

Principal Edward Kelly:
You see? Mutants are not only dangerous, but uncontrollable. This is what is in store for our school.

Professor Charles Xavier:
Look again. Despite the overwhelming urge to use their powers, my students are exhibiting self-control.

Avalanche:
[to Cyclops and Jean Grey] Don't worry, that's the last of the heroics. Count on it.

Boom Boom:
[after Avalanche "shakes" the vending machine to get a soda] Hey, nice technique!

[blows it up to get her own soda]

Boom Boom:
What do you think of mine?

Avalanche:
Breaking rules *and* appliances. You'd fit right in at our place!

Boom Boom:
Yeah? Like I'd want to!

Pyro:
I am real glad you dropped by since I've been bored out of my skull.

Wolverine:
Where's your buddies?

Pyro:
Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabertooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge...

[Wolverine slams him in his chair and leaves]

Pyro:
Okay, take care, so long. Don't get all weepy on me. Let's not drag this out or anything. Ugh, Ahhh I know just how to turn this frown upside down.

[starts playing the Magneto tape again]

Nightcrawler:
[excited about an upcoming party and dancing on top of a table] Yeah! Party, party! [his tail slips out of his disguise and almost hits Scott]

Cyclops:
Hey! Watch it! [grabs his tail and yanks him back down to his seat] Keep it under control! You can't be seen like that, remember?

Nightcrawler:
[ignores Scott's comment] YOU PULLED MY TAIL, MAN!

Scott:
I wonder why did you do it?

Rogue:
Me and Miss Popularity there are on different wavelengths, different galaxies, but then I realized something. She would do the same thing for me.

Professor Charles Xavier:
I'm sorry, Rouge but all visits must be scheduled ahead of time.

Rogue:
I'll see you tomorrow, Misty. [thinking] You wouldn't do this to Miss Popularity over there.

Jean Grey:
Hey, that's not true. He doesn't treat me any differently than anybody else.

Rogue:
Who gave you permission to go inside my head!

Rogue:
You give me no choice.

[takes off a glove to use her powers]

Col. Nick Fury:
I can't let her go!

Wolverine:
You can... and you will.

Nightcrawler:
Chicks dig the fuzzy dude!

Nightcrawler:
I'm a harmless blue fuzzball!

Kitty Pryde:
Did you see me? Did you?

Avalanche:
Yeah. Wow Kitty, how'd it feel?

Kitty Pryde:
It was, like, totally unbelievable. [hugs him]

Avalanche:
You're making it yours Kitty. Once you own it, nothing can own you.

Rogue:
[finds Kurt with the stone Mystique] You dare bring that thing into this house?

Nightcrawler:
Rogue, she can't hurt us anymore.

Rogue:
Speak for yourself!

Nightcrawler:
I know you have every reason to hate her. So do I, I mean, look at what she's done to us. But still, she's our mother.

Rogue:
Either you get her out of here or I will!

Nightcrawler:
Rogue, anger and hate destroyed her. If you don't get rid of yours it will destroy you to.

Rogue:
It already destroyed me.

Nightcrawler:
[mocking Scott and Jean] Jean darling, Please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love

Kitty Pryde:
Oh, Scott, you have... such a way with pastry!

Boom Boom:
[training, she has to scale a cliff to 'rescue' Nightcrawler] Yeah! Look out below. Boom Boom is bombin' in. Whoohooo!

Nightcrawler:
I'm going to die.

Boom Boom:
Hiya cutie.

Nightcrawler:
Hi. I have to know, are you insane?

Nightcrawler:
[about Wolverine] He locked us out!

Kitty Pryde:
No, he shut himself in so we'd be safe!

Nightcrawler:
There's a crazy person flying the plane! You call that safe? We have to get out of here!

Kitty Pryde:
Can you transport us to the ground?

Nightcrawler:
Yeah, right. Picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT!

Boom Boom:
[Quicksilver walks in with four dates] Now that boy knows how to work it.

Wolverine:
The course has a new objective today, it's called Mutant Dodgeball.

Iceman:
Oh yes! I am so good at this game!

Wolverine:
Oh, and extra credit for anyone that takes out the ice cube.

Principal Edward Kelly:
I just thought I'd stop by and personally invite you all to come back to school.

Blob:
School? Oh, no way! We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Since when?

Principal Edward Kelly:
If you do come, I'm certain you won't be bothered by anyone. In fact, I think they're all afraid of you.

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that.

Wolverine:
[about the school's new students] You know what we need? Another teacher. And maybe a tank.

[telepathic conversation]

Professor X:
I am Charles Xavier.

En Sabah Nur:
I know who you are.

Professor X:
Then you know I've merely come to talk. To discuss what you're planning, and...

En Sabah Nur:
I have planned nothing. I am but an instrument of destiny.

Professor X:
But it's a destiny of destruction!

En Sabah Nur:
The future came to me in that craft. I have embraced it, and merged with its technology so that I may lead the evolution of the human race!

Professor X:
The human race does not need your help.

En Sabah Nur:
Hmmph! Since when has mankind ever known what it needs?

Professor X:
You have to know that somehow, you will be stopped.

En Sabah Nur:
What I know is... it will not be by you.

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
We got lost, ran out of gas, crashed a jet, and still managed to find our way here.

Boom Boom:
[startles Nightcrawler] Hey, dude. What's up?

Nightcrawler:
My heart rate for one!

Rogue:
What is it with you and cards?

Gambit:
Well it's like having 52 explosives tucked away in a little pocket. I always save her for last

Rogue:
Queen of Hearts

Gambit:
[Gambit kisses the card] My lucky lady. She's gotten me out of a whole load of jams

Rogue:
Then I need a deck of those

[Searching for Rogue, who has been captured by Mystique and Mesmero, Gambit, Wolverine and Sabertooth are climbing a mountain in Tibet. Wolverine and Sabertooth insist on tracking her their own way]

Gambit:
Oh would you two stop sniffing everything and follow the footprints?

[after a failed psychic attack from Mesmero]

Wolverine:
Xavier's mental blocks just saved our lives!

Sabretooth:
Especially yours. Mesmero was telling me to push you off the mountain. Problem is... I'm still tempted.

Gambit:
Do me a favor... Why don't you BOTH jump off the mountain?

Nightcrawler:
[stuck on the X-jet with a possed Logan in the cockpit] There's a crazy person flying the plane! You call that safe?

Shadowcat:
Can you transport us to the ground?

Nightcrawler:
[sarcastically] Uh *yeah*. Like, picture this: [demonstrates with his hands] Bumpity, bumpity, bumpity, bumpity, *SPLAT*! [pounds fist into palm]

Kitty Pryde:
Mr. Logan! over here!

Nightcrawler:
Uh-oh, he's brought a friend.

Kitty Pryde:
Sabretooth? But they're like, mortal enemies.

Nightcrawler:
Yeah, ours!

Cyclops:
Wrong victim, Alvers. And you just drowned two people.

Avalanche:
[carrying Kitty] Yeah. But look who I rescued.

Forge:
I'm twenty years late for curfew.

[Scott and Kurt are in an argument]

Scott:
Listen!

Nightcrawler:
No, YOU listen! There's a sound I want you to hear! And it's [BAMF!]

Shadowcat:
[Rogue touched Kurt and he passed out] Kurt? Wake up! talk to me! Tease me, scare me, anything!

Shadowcat:
Come on you fuzzy elf. You're going to be alright.

Cyclops:
[whispering] Fuzzy elf?

[Cyclops chuckles nervously]

Professor Charles Xavier:
You must be very careful Scott. Fortunately no one was seriously injured.

Cyclops:
Come on, professor! I'm packing a bazooka behind each eyeball. What do you want from me?

Professor Charles Xavier:
*Control* Scott. That's what you're here to learn. It's what you're all here to learn. [to Kurt] Scott's eyes emit a powerful beam.

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
What are you supposed to be? Some kind of ratty plush toy?

Nightcrawler:
[sniffs and grimaces] At least I don't smell like a pair of unwashed lederhosen.

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
You furry blue freak! Come here!

[Kurt disappears and then reappears]

Nightcrawler:
As you kids say in America: neener, neener, neener.

[Toad and Nightcrawler keep on fighting until Kurt teleports them into the danger room]

Nightcrawler:
What is dast?

Toad (Todd Tolensky):
You askin' me, fool? You brought us here.

Professor Charles Xavier:
[telepathically to Jean Grey and Cyclops] Jean. Scott. Nightcrawler and Toad transported into the Danger Room.

Cyclops:
Oh no! The Danger Room has automated defences!

Professor Charles Xavier:
Get in there and shut it down.

Nightcrawler:
I scare people.

Cyclops:
No offense, Professor, but Todd has the hygene of a dead pig.

Professor Charles Xavier:
Nevertheless, Scott. we must welcome everyone here.

Rogue:
[seeing herself on a news broadcast] 'Normal'? Look at me! I look fat! Do I look that fat to you?

Wolverine:
Shhh! Pipe down, would ya? We're tryin' to keep a low profile.

Rogue:
Well, I am definitely not buyin' these cupcakes.

Quicksilver:
[In a dinner and sees glasses vibrating] Uh oh...

Scarlet Witch:
[refering to Magneto] Where is he?

Quicksilver:
WANDA? You see... Umm... [beat] BYE!

Rogue:
Then we'll give them something they can find. Open your eyes Scott, now!

[Scott opens his eyes and the beams shoot up through the sky as a a distress beacon. His eyes close and Rogue replaces the glasses]

[after the snowmobile race where Rogue almost kills Scott]

Scott:
How'd a southern gal like you learn to handle a snowmobile

Rogue:
Let's just say I'm just full of surprises.

[Rogue removes her glove and touches Scotts forward. She stands up and faces the wolf/Mystique]

Rogue:
Some friendly advice teach, don't mess with the Rogue!

[Rogue fires a blast and knocks wolf/Mystique off the ledge]

Storm:
I'm a weatherwitch, not a snowplow.

Nightcrawler:
[Scott grabs him] I didn't do it!

Nightcrawler:
[spying on the girls] Blue boy to Tracker One can you read me? The pigeons are leaving the roost.

Cyclops:
Kurt, I'm right here. Why are you talking like that?