Yacht Rock

Michael Jackson:
[while Eddie Van Halen plays "Beat It"] Hard rock has got me and Eddie drillin' more cooch than Black and Decker!

Harold Ramis:
[Gene hangs Harold off a balcony because he doesn't like the theme song to Caddyshack] Okay, okay, I'll get a new theme song! I'll get anyone you want! Who do you want, Gene?

Gene Balboa:
Kenny Loggins.

Harold Ramis:
Loggins?

Gene Balboa:
A hit machine with the heart of a rock-and-roller. Unfortunately, he's trapped in a prison of gentle grooves. You must free him and get a rocking theme out of him. Now get the f*** off my veranda. Manuel, I need more oil!

Michael McDonald:
Kenny snuck into the studio to record a song for Hollywood? Dear God, I hope it's smooth!

'Hollywood' Steve Huey:
Looks like Mike has finally reached the fifth stage of grieving: acceptance. And Kenny's reached the sixth: rocking out.

Steve Porcaro:
Now, in the unlikely even that this plan should fail, I will turn to you, my brothers in Toto, to help me write a song so smooth and awesome that Rosanna Arquette will have no choice but to f*** my brains out.

DJ Tom Savarese:
[playing the debut of "Rosanna" on the radio] Right now, brand new bakery-fresh music from Toto, and forgive my Francais but f***in' sh*t, I wish I knew the girl this song was written about!