Yogi Bear

Rachel:
I heard that you have an unusual brown bear.

Ranger Smith:
Brown bear?

Rachel:
One that talks, those are so rare.

Ranger Smith:
None that I can think of.

Rachel:
I think he's... trying to steal your lunchbox.

Yogi Bear:
What the heck was that?

Boo Boo:
I have problems with potato salad.

Yogi Bear:
Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked?

Boo Boo:
No.

Yogi Bear:
Then... let's go-go-go!

Yogi Bear:
Just sit back and let Mother Nature carry us toward her own.

Boo Boo:
I think Mother Nature is kind of cranky today.

Yogi Bear:
It's because I'm smarter than the average bear.

Yogi Bear:
I'm so smart that it hurts.

[as Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]

Yogi Bear:
Hang on Boo Boo!

Boo Boo:
What do we do now?

Yogi Bear:
Did you check the safety manual?

Boo Boo:
It's just a picture of us screaming!

[Both scream and flail their arms]

Yogi Bear:
We have to deject, Boo-Boo!

Boo Boo:
Don't you mean "EJECT"?

Yogi Bear:
Eject is up, deject is [Both fall] doooooooown!

Ranger Smith:
Welcome to the 100th Anniversary of Jellystone.

Yogi Bear:
Kick it, Boo-Boo!

Boo Boo:
Kicking it! [turns on the radio to Baby Got Back]

Ranger Smith:
We got a bear disturbance!

Ranger Jones:
All units, lock the park! I repeat, lock down the park!

Ranger Smith:
You know I'm the only other ranger here, right?

Ranger Smith:
Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food!

Yogi Bear:
I agree, sir. That's why Boo-Boo and I would never disturb family pic-a-nics.

Ranger Smith:
Yogi, that's the problem, all the thinking! Hey, you know what would be great? If you didn't think, if you could just be a regular bear; you know, sit in the woods minding his own business. But nope: you're different, you're SMART, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price! I'm sure it's never been enough screwing up my life. But this time, you had to go and bring down this entire park. So tell me Yogi, how smart are you now?

Ranger Smith:
[to Rachel] Is he still filming?

Rachel:
I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.

Ranger Smith:
Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.

Yogi Bear:
I think we can take care of that.

Yogi Bear:
They have donuts. DONUTS!

[Yogi has a fantasy of a giant donut]

Boo Boo:
[Interrupting fantasy] Yogi, what're you doing?

Yogi Bear:
[Determined] I'm going!

Boo Boo:
No, Yogi! We promised the Ranger we would stay away.

Yogi Bear:
You're right. I'm losing control, Boo-Boo. I don't know who's steering the ship!

[As Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]

Yogi Bear:
Hang on, Boo Boo!

Boo-Boo Bear:
What do we do now?

Yogi:
Did you check the safety manual!

Boo-Boo:
It's just a picture of us screaming!

Yogi:
Then hit the eject, Boo-Boo!

Boo-Boo:
Don't you mean "eject"?

Rachel:
I've heard you unusual brown bear.

Smith:
Brown bear?

Rachel:
When they talk it so rare.

Smith:
Not that I can think of.

Rachel:
I think he's trying to steal your lunch box.

Yogi:
I smell PB and J. [falls down over the edge of the building] I'm okay.

Yogi:
Kick it, Boo-Boo!

Boo-Boo:
Kicking it.

Radio:
I like big butts, and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny Then when a girl walks in with the itty-bitty waist then around me in your face you get sprung...

Boo-Boo:
Yogi, your cape!

Yogi:
I know, it is magnificent.

Boo-Boo:
And on fire!

Mayor Brown:
Do you think I care about what the law says, or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle" or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? I care about power, you pinheads, and I'm going to get it! Nobody knows this turtle exists and nobody ever will.

Announcer:
And here is what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!

Brown:
[Ranger Smith plugs the confession to the big screen] Do you think I care about what the law says... [Mayor Brown and his Chief of Staff make shocked faces] ...Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle" or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? [crowd and fans get angered and begin to riot] I care about power, you pinheads, and some way I am going to get it! Nobody knows this turtle exists and nobody ever will!

Chief of Staff:
[runs over to the guards] There's about to be a riot out there, I need you out front! [guards run to scene]

Brown:
[actual] No, no, no! That was not real. Trust me. There is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle! [Turtle frog like's tongue plunges onto the Mayor who is nervous and shocked] He's right next to me, isn't he?

Yogi Bear:
Did you check the safety manual!

Yogi Bear:
I wonder if he noticed the pie.

Yogi:
Kick it, Boo-Boo!

Boo-Boo:
Kicking it.

Yogi:
Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir.

Yogi:
This is your captain speaking. We'll reach our turtle target in about 2 minutes.

Boo-Boo:
[after he and Yogi hear Ranger Smith coming] It's Mr. Ranger!

Ranger Smith:
Yogi, we've been over this many times. Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food.

Narrator:
[first lines] Jellystone Park. One of the nation's oldest and most beautiful stretches of wilderness. For years, families have headed out from the busy city, eager to enjoy a little camping, fishing, and, of course, observing the park's natural wildlife. (I think.)

Narrator:
[closing lines] Ah, yes, Jellystone Park. A wonderful little piece of paradise, where families come and soak up the tranquility of nature. It's a place that-- [suddenly, some bushes rustle] Huh? [each of the picnic tables get dragged away by each rope attached to them] Never mind.