You Don't Know Jack!

[Beginning of "1 player" mode]

Cookie:
This is You Don't Know Jack, I'm Cookie and you're... pathetic! Playing by yourself? Sheesh, go read a book or something!

[Beginning of "1 player" mode]

Cookie:
Well, look at you playing "Jack" all by yourself. Here, I'll let you in on a little secret.

[whispers]

Cookie:
You're gonna win!

Raul:
Your buzzer is the letter B as in "babble"... which actually has three B's, so just pick one of those.

[End of "1 player" mode]

Cookie:
It's like I always say, Player One, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose as long as you get to play with yourself. Now get the hell away from the computer and go make some friends!

[after selecting "kamaniwanalaya" as Hawaii's state fish]

Cookie:
[giggling] Okay... either you're an idiot because you can't see that this says, "Come on, I wanna lay ya," or you're an idiot because you pick wrong answers on purpose.