You Don't Know Jack!

Host:
[if the player types in "f*** you" when prompted to type in their answer] Are you talkin' to me? On MY show? I don't think so. Why don't you take a good look at your score, huh? F*** me? No, f*** *you*.

[Nate takes $50000 away from the player]

Host:
Nononononono... I didn't say "f*** you". I said... F***... YOU.

[Nate takes $100000 away from the player]

Host:
And one more thing. I don't like your name. I think I'll change it for you.

[Nate changes the player's name to a ridiculing name]

Host:
Alright, now that we've dispensed with the pleasantries, let's get back to the game, shall we?

Host:
[if the player types in "f*** you" a second time] Okay, here we go. Let's just keep typing in "f*** you" and see what the guy says next. Fine. I'd like ya to pay close attention to your score. [the player is shown as wrong, but no money is taken away] See what I did? That's right, I didn't do anything. Because typing in "f*** you" isn't original anymore! Now then, since this is the last time I'm gonna be indulging in this kind of behavior, next time when you buzz in, let's see if you could actually answer the f***ing question, ya bonehead! Let's get back to the game.

Host:
[if the player types in "f*** you" a third time] You know, this is pathetic. You keep sayin' "f*** you" like you're really tough or somethin' but the fact is, I have complete control over your computer right now. And you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna exercise that control. see you next game! [game automatically exits out to desktop]