You for Me

Tony Brown:
Father was known as the "King of Chemical Fertilizer." It sounds awful but it's really wonderful stuff. I'll send you some. It's good on everything. Anyhow, I guess that makes me the "Crown Prince of Fertilizer."

Katie McDermad:
You know something?

Tony Brown:
What?

Katie McDermad:
You're spoiled... but you're sweet.

Tony Brown:
That's what my mother used to say when she kissed me goodnight.

Katie McDermad:
I'm a nurse.

Aunt Clara Chadwick:
Good heavens, not really?

Katie McDermad:
Yes, is that bad?

Aunt Clara Chadwick:
Bad? The history of the medical profession is unparalleled in the annals of crime, if you don't mind my saying so.

Katie McDermad:
[politely annoyed] I'm afraid I do mind.

Aunt Clara Chadwick:
Well, that's absurd. The so-called science of medicine is one part theft, one part hocus pocus and the rest a form of legalized murder.

Dr. Rollie Cobb:
What's so funny?

Katie McDermad:
[Slightly tipsy] The overgrown ice cube. He thinks I'm unethical 'cause I take a fancy to someone who's clever, good-looking and rich in sin. Am I unethical?

Dr. Rollie Cobb:
You're loaded!

Katie McDermad:
A pleasant glow. Just enough to cast a beam of light down the pathway of the future.

Tony Brown:
Forget it, forget it! It's only money. Don't tell that to my lawyer.

Lucille Brown:
[Introducing her almost fianc? to her almost ex-husband] Oh, this is, ah, Malcolm. [to Malcolm] Say, "How do you do."

Malcolm:
[obediently, extending his hand] How do you do.

Tony Brown:
Hello, Malcolm.

Lucille Brown:
Isn't he a doll? He owns a whole chain of drugstores.

Tony Brown:
I hope you've got lost of aspirin, man.

Lucille Brown:
[to her about-to-be ex-husband] I didn't want to go into court thinking there were any hard feelings. After all, we've had our little difficulties but... that's all in the past. I want you to know, I forgive you.

Tony Brown:
I'm touched... for 300 grand to be exact.

Lucille Brown:
[to her estranged husband] Oh, I forgot. Mother sends her love.

Tony Brown:
Collect, no doubt.

Dr. Jeff Chadwick:
You know a woman's best weapon is to leave a man unsatisfied.

Katie McDermad:
Really?

Dr. Jeff Chadwick:
Mm hmm.

Katie McDermad:
What is man's best weapon?

Dr. Jeff Chadwick:
Money.

Harlow Douglas:
As a lawyer, I always advise against doing anything unethical... unless you can get away with it.

Tony Brown:
[to his attorney] How about what she did to me? She thinks a marriage license is a one-way ticket to the vault.