You Should Meet My Son!

Rose:
Well we haven't been downtown after dark in twenty years!

Rose:
[Upon entering the nightclub] It's so *loud*!

Mae:
I declare! I don't know how these gay men meet each other if they won't crack a smile!

Fantasia:
I am the Lady Fantasia Extravaganza.

Rose:
[Bows] Charmed.

Fantasia:
And this is my prot?g? and BFF, Miss Salsa Rojah.

Rose:
[Bows] I just love your outfit! Are those Jimmy Choos?

Fantasia:
Good eye!

Salsa Rojah:
You know what Jimmy Choos are?

Rose:
Well I've never seem 'em in real life, but I read all about 'em in Glamour magazine!

Salsa Rojah:
You read Glamour magazine?

Rose:
Oh, from cover to cover!

Fantasia:
Ladies, it's glamour time!

Mae:
So Jennie Sue, have you and Brian given any thought to what you'll name the children?

Brian:
Mom...

Mae:
Well I'm just makin' conversation!

Brian:
Great salad.

Salsa Rojah:
Anything else you need tossed?

Jennie Sue:
And you know, we've dropped that little rule against interracial dating!

Fantasia:
How wonderfully progressive of you!

Chase:
I'm looking for a stud. [Brian looks at him] In the wall?

Brian:
Oh. Right.

Mae:
[about Jennie Sue] Brian, she's practically cotton candy!

Jennie Sue:
You know so much about make-up!

Fantasia:
Well, I have a lot to hide.

Jennie Sue:
[Still oblivious to the fact Fantasia is a man] Nonsense! You can't be a day over thirty!

Fantasia:
You're so sweet! Blonde as a bat, but so sweet!

Brian:
You mean you're hanging out with male strippers?

Mae:
Well, just the one!

Mae:
[Answering to the door to Salsa and Kitty] Oh, it's so good of you to come!

Brian:
Oh, yeah, because we always have drag queens over for dinner.

Jennie Sue:
I don't care if you're gay or a Democrat or... [whispers] French.

Edna:
You are *all* going to Hell, you know!

Jennie Sue:
Maybe! But at least I'll be there with my friends!