You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

Helena Shebritch:
Another life. I just have to shed the old one and try again.

Sally:
Actress, my foot! The only acting she's ever done is faking an orgasm.

Jane:
Sally, don't get a crush on your boss. That way is total madness.

Sally:
What happened to Jonathan?

Helena Shebritch:
I've been all over it with Crystal. He left me for another woman.

Sally:
No!

Helena Shebritch:
A deceased one. They're always the stiffest competition... No pun intended.

Sally:
[to Greg after finding out he's having an affair with her friend and protege] Maybe I... should have told you things weren't going so well with my husband and was... RIPE for an affair. Maybe,

[She ruefully sighs]

Sally:
who knows, maybe we could have had an affair before you met Iris.

Sally:
[to Roy bitterly after meeting Charmaine] That cheap tart is what he left my mother for? Actress, my foot! The only acting she's ever done is faking an orgasm.