Young & Divorced

Josh:
You're a fighter. You're a prizefighter. Show me your Rocky arms.

Nicole:
If I push my b*obs together I do I look like Dolly Parton?

Jaclyn:
Who?

Nicole:
I'm from the 1950's. I don't normally pee and I eat I lot of red meat.

Jaclyn:
Many drinks will be drunk, many pees will be... peed?

Josh:
Do you see what I see? A little drummer boy?

Nicole:
I've got the fever for Siberia!

The Russian:
I'm still from Kentucky.

Jaclyn:
Everybody is being funny and nobody is being sexy.

Jess:
You done my wife, b*tch?