Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion

Zach Galifianakis:
Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Zach Galifianakis:
What was it Noam Chomsky said about eating p*ssy?

Zach Galifianakis:
If you love Barry Manilow, you're gonna love The Insane Clown Posse.

Zach Galifianakis:
I got so drunk i African American'd out

Zach Galifianakis:
At what age should you tell a highway that it was adopted? I think... around seven. Because that's when they're going to start thinking to themselves, "I don't look much like the Kiwanis Club."