Zapped!

Paperboy:
Barney bonehead.

Barney Springboro:
Up yours.

Robert Wolcott:
Ready buddy?

Peyton Nichols:
Ready Freddie!

Robert Wolcott:
Don't you ever call me that. Call me that again, and I'll kill you!

Jane Mitchell:
Look, whatever happened last night, I faked every bit of it.

[Jane starts to walk off]

Peyton Nichols:
Jane!

[She stops and looks back]

Peyton Nichols:
That's why it was so good.

Peyton Nichols:
Well, well, you two like some refreshments? Plenty of punch left in those watermelons over there.

Jane Mitchell:
Looks like you had your share.

Peyton Nichols:
Oh, I had a little. Sure love some more.

Robert Wolcott:
I've had just about enough of you, buddy.

Dexter Jones:
[stoned and dreaming] Mr. Einstein! I'm feeling strange. Someone's putting some sh*t on my mind.

Albert Einstein:
Sounds like too many chili dogs, Dex. Have to learn to relax!