Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

Mr. Windom:
I refuse to engage in a name-calling contest with a teenager.

Zenon:
That's because you know you'll lose!

Ms. Chang:
Reality pill Margie! It was never you he liked, it was the car!

Zenon:
Zedis Lapedis!

Zenon:
ONE sin minor and my life is a living black hole!

Zenon:
I honestly think if you put these [stress helmets] on, it will help all of us.

Zenon:
Or maybe not.

Astrid Kar:
You have put us in a very difficult position, Zenon. You can't imagine how much I don't want to do what I have to do now. But you haven't left us any choice.

Zenon:
What?

Mark Kar:
I'm sorry, Z. Your mother an-and I, have contacted your Aunt Judy.

Zenon:
Aunt Judy? She hates space. She hates to travel. And you want to bring her up here to be my keeper?

Zenon stares at Earth in shock, never having been there before

Earth school. Zenon is made to work with nemesis Margie as a lab partner

Zenon:
Hold it over the flame more, It needs to be hotter.

Heat is so intense it breaks the beaker. Students scream and teacher uses fire extinguisher

Zenon:
I did exactly what you said to do. I heated it to 250 degrees celsius.

Teacher sees Zenon's thermometer was designed for the space station

Teacher:
Down here, we're still using Fahrenheit.

Margie:
So you made it twice as hot?

Date with Greg. Waitress brings yet another meal, a basket of onion rings

Greg:
I said I'd buy you dinner, not ten dinners.

Zenon:
I know but I can't stop. It all tastes so fully illegal.

Greg:
Considering how many horses I'm gonna have to groom to pay for tonight, I'm glad to know you're loving it.

Zenon Kar:
Cetus-Lupeedus!