Zero Day

Andre Kriegman:
We officially, declare war.

Andre Kriegman:
If you think about it, anybody who's done anything like this in the past has had a website up, or they've done something stupid to attract attention to themselves- mostly that's all they wanted, was attention. We're not like that. See, these people, they didn't understand that if you didn't have a hit list with people's names on them, they wouldn't come down on you like, gang rape in a maximum security prison. You gotta take a minute and you gotta think about things. If you're doing something like this, it's a military procedure; that's why we're the Army of Two and not the group of a**holes with guns!

Andre Kriegman:
When our parents find these tapes, they're gonna think, "Oh, they were right down there in the basement. We could've known, we could've stopped them." It's not your fault, we love you. Could you blame anyone for not noticing? I mean, who's gonna want to think they're brother, their son, their student, their employee, their peer- is gonna do something like this? There are no reasons and you're all gonna look for 'em but you're not gonna find 'em!

Andre Kriegman:
We're not trying to waste anyone's lives. We're trying to make people realize what they should value.

Andre Kriegman:
Twenty gauge, double-barreled shotgun. [Goes through the process of loading the shotgun] Now, in the time I've done that, three football players have tackled me and bashed my head in with a chair. Not good!

Andre Kriegman:
Life isn't fair, so we gotta even the score a little.

Andre Kriegman:
Live fast, live hard, and die by any combination of those two.

Andre Kriegman:
[Finding a student in hiding] Hey, look! It's another guy behind the couch! [The student appears to say nothing; Andre mockingly imitates disappointment] Nothing? Not even a "Help me, please help me!"? [Shoots the student several times]

Calvin Gabriel:
We acted alone. We obtained the weapons alone. And nobody knew that we were going to do this.

Calvin Gabriel:
We're gonna leave you all behind. Just sticks in the mud that Andre and I have made. We're gonna walk away.

Calvin Gabriel:
[Sarcastic, gesturing towards the high school] These are the best years of your life!

Calvin Gabriel:
Our original plan was that Zero Day would be on zero degrees, but that only happened once because it was so warm this winter, and that was the day that Andre had diarrhea. So we set a date, yeah- May first. It was kind of interesting how we thought, like, you know, fate was gonna decide when this happened. But, in a way May first is fate too.

Calvin Gabriel:
When we started, you know, Andre and I had this plan that we were gonna do this to our school and jump in the getaway car, and go from state to state- do the same thing. And, uh, Andre may not realize this, but that's not gonna happen at all. I'm comin' out in a black plastic bag.

Calvin Gabriel:
[Walking into a room] HEY EVERYBODY!

Calvin Gabriel:
[Pointing at a dead student] Look at that blood!

Calvin Gabriel:
[Standing on top of a table, yelling at a terrified student] SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Andre's Father:
You know, I hate to be the guy to break it to you, on the eighteenth birthday of all days, but, life isn't always fair, you know?

Cal:
You know, in medieval times, if someone insulted you, you took your sword out, and you dueled them, and you killed them.

Andre:
And make no mistake, we've been insulted. Now it's time for the duel.

[Just before Andre and Cal head into the school]

Andre:
Dude, I want you to know, like- I couldn't have done this with anyone else. Like, I don't know what would've happened to me if-if we hadn't been friends.

Cal:
I don't think that, uh, I could've done this with anyone else, either.

Andre:
[After a brief pause] Ready?

Cal:
Aim.

Andre:
Let's get this sh*t done. Let's kick the tires and light the fires.

[During the shooting, Andre and Cal find another student hiding behind a couch]

Andre:
It's Greg! Greg, sit down, man! Relax. [Greg says something; Andre laughs] Sir! I like that.

Cal:
[Chuckles] He called you sir!

Andre:
[To Greg] I can't kill you; you're too pathetic. [Starting to walk away] You're gonna live today, man. You're gonna live!

[Cal starts to follow Andre, then suddenly turns and shoots Greg several times. Andre shrugs.]

[Watching police arrive outside]

Andre:
Look out the window. That is a lotta f***in' cops. C'mon, let's go get a couple.

Cal:
No.

Andre:
C'mon, let's go!

Cal:
I'm done.

Andre:
Why- how are you done?

Cal:
Andre, you're done.

Andre:
I'm not- I don't- I'm not done.

Cal:
It's all right, we'll just... would you rather get shot by the cops, or, by yourself?

Andre:
Guess you're right.

Cal:
You guess or you know?

Andre:
I know. You're right.

[After loading their weapons, Andre and Cal kneel side by side.]

Cal:
One, two-

Andre:
Wait. I can't do it. I just can't do it.

Cal:
Andre-

Andre:
I can't do it.

Cal:
You don't have to think about it.

[They argue for a few minutes, then agree to fire upon counting to three.]

Andre:
One, two, three-

[Andre and Cal fire, one just after the other]

Andre Kriegman:
Who needs prozac when I got you?

Calvin Gabriel:

You can’t cure somebody who has nothing wrong with them.

Cal:
Andre's the violent one.

Rachel:
I just heard you say Andre's violent.

Cal:
I didn't say that. He's not violent, either.

Rachel:
I don't know. Sometimes, the way he talks about people, and the way he interacts with everyone, is a little-

Cal:
You mean, like, you?

Rachel:
Not me all the time, he's just a little off beat, a little strange.

Cal:
What, do you think he's a bad influence on me, Mom? I mean, he doesn't like you either, so it's okay.

Rachel:
That's all right, I don't really mind that much. It's just that- I don't know. You hang out with him a lot, and I just don't want you- becoming like him.

Cal:
Why? What do you think is "him"?

Rachel:
He has a lot of anger.

Cal:
Problems, or just anger in general?

Rachel:
Well, he probably has anger because he has problems that I don't know about, you know?

Cal:
He doesn't- his dad doesn't beat him, or anything like that.

Rachel:
Like, I'm your friend and all, and he's your friend. So he should at least try and be semi-courteous to me, but he's really not.

Cal:
He's a dick?

Rachel:
Yeah, a lot of the time.

Cal:
I guess I just never conflict with him. Who would you consider the leader of the Andre-Cal Army of Two? Is it me or Andre?

Rachel:
Andre.

Cal:
You think it's Andre?

Rachel:
I-I don't know. When you're with him, you're just- you're different than you are now.

Cal:
How am I now?

Rachel:
Now, you're the Cal that I've known for a really long time. And when you're with him, you're, like, Andre Number Two.

Cal:
Wait, why do you think that? I'm not the- he's not Cal Number Two and I'm Cal Number One. How do you know he isn't copying off, my style, yo?

Rachel:
[Laughs] Unless you have some kind of evil locked inside that I've never seen before-

Cal:
Oh, I lock inside. Nobody sees it. I keep it from everyone.

Cal Gabriel:
I'm insecure and need attention

In conclusion, live fast, live hard, and die by any combination of those two.