Zoku sayonara zetsubô sensei

Rin Itoshiki:
Are you in despair? Are you in despair? Are you in despair, my brother?

Nozomu Itoshiki:
That was rude, Rin!

Jun Kudo:
I thought the elevator was going up... but it was going down!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
[dramatic response] DOWN, YOU SAY?

Nozomu Itoshiki:
I shall say something pointless in a grandoise and overdramatic manner.

Nozomu Itoshiki:
That reminds me... I haven't eaten lunch today!

Nami Hito, Ai Kaga, Chiri Kitsu:
[dramatic response] He hasn't... eaten... lunch!

Chiri Kitsu:
...Hey! Don't overdramatize something that doesn't matter!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
I am opposing society and making worthless statements in a grand manner!

Chiri Kitsu:
That reminds me... I injected juice into my sister once!

Chiri Kitsu:
I overdramatized such a trifling matter...

Nozomu Itoshiki:
Actually, that is a big deal... [injecting people needlessly is a harmless but disturbing habit]

Chiri Kitsu:
What are you saying? It's no more trivial than having cans of compressed gas around... [Cans of compressed gas are a health hazard]

Nozomu Itoshiki:
Enough!

Kafuka Fura P.N.:
I'm in despair! Even within a dream world, I'm left in despair!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
That's my line...

Kafuka Fura P.N.:
Do babies have dreams?... They do! They have unclean dreams! Of the inheritance from their mother's husband, of starring in a Pampers commercial, of getting injured riding a tricycle and getting settlement money from the company!

[Commodore Perry opens Kiri's room and opens her hair, traumatizing her]

Kiri Komori:
[weeping] Sensei is the only other man who's ever opened me...

Nozomu Itoshiki:
Don't say things that will create a misunderstanding!

Chiri Kitsu:
It's been this way as long as I can remember... ditzes have always been liked more than people like me, who did everything properly.

Chiri Kitsu:
[to Kafka] Do you think I could become a ditz, too?

Kafuka Fura P.N.:
Sure, just look through this book! [gives Chiri a book about ditzes]

Chiri Kitsu:
[reading] Ditzes mix salt and sugar together... [Chiri stirs up a pot of broth]

Nozomu Itoshiki:
So you mixed salt and sugar together?

Chiri Kitsu:
I did better than that: I mixed in Sato Toshio! [Nozomu sees that there is a man - Sato Toshio, or "sugar and salt" - moaning in the pot]

Nozomu Itoshiki:
Get him out of there!

Chiri Kitsu:
Whoops!

Nozomu Itoshiki:
This isn't a mistake you can just excuse!

Chiri Kitsu:
[reading] Ditzes burn their food when cooking...

Nozomu Itoshiki:
WAIT!... [cut to Mr. Itoshiki in a burning schoolhouse]

Kafuka Fura P.N.:
What can I say? After all, she is a ditz...

[Mr. Itoshiki is in hospital waiting for his injection]

Chiri Kitsu:
[holding a syringe] I'm a ditzy nurse! [Mr. Itoshiki screams]