Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence

Dr. Bern:
I love the smell of zombies in the morning!

Dr. Bern:
Try not to bleed

Dr. Bern:
[aiming at a zombie with his gun] Make my day!

Dr. Bern:
So them zombies... they don't roll as good as they used too!

Dr. Simon:
Oh, good morning, Dr. Bern!

Dr. Bern:
Mornin', Dr. Simon. Wassup?

Dr. Bern:
Aww, look at 'dis!

Girlfriend:
[the boyfriend is going to go look around outside] I don't know. I wouldn't go out there if I were you.

Boyfriend:
Aw, baby, I got to go out and take a dump anyway!

Girlfriend:
No, don't go. Please. You don't even know what's out there.

Boyfriend:
[holding a gun] You'll be alright. I have to take this gun. It's the only thing that'll kill the odor from my sh*t.

Dr. Bern:
Stop the machine.

Doctor:
What do you mean, doctor?

Dr. Bern:
Man, just turn off the machine! Don't gimmie no gub!

Boyfriend:
[Walking through the foggy woods] Pretty foggy out here. I wonder if she farted and didn't tell me.

Dr. Bern:
[about to kill Simon whom has become a zombie] Teach you to bleed on my car!

Dr. Bern:
Alright, let's... let's... let's go now. Let's separate... now.

Boyfriend:
[Looking through the woods] If I can just find a nice big fat leaf to wipe my ass with!

Dr. Bern:
[after seeing that Simon disappeared] Told him to go to the bathroom before we got in this thing!