Zoolander 2

Hansel:
[from trailer] OLD?

Derek Zoolander:
[pronouncing the sign incorrectly] LAM??

Valentina:
[from trailer] Someone's trying to kill the world's most beautiful people.

Justin Bieber:
[getting hunted by snipers] Oh, fudge!

Don Atari:
[to Mugatu] You and SpongeBob were my biggest influence ever!

Mugatu:
They're Sexy Fighting!

Justin Bieber:
You can't kill us all, we will protect the Chosen One!

Valentino Garavani:
Blood of Steve! Blood of Steve!

Newsreader:
Now here's something to make you feel old...

Rabbi:
Hansel, meaningless sex always makes me feel better about myself.

All:
All is All.

Hansel:
I'll go get Derek, tell my Orgy I love them!

Half Cow Half Zoolander:
Moooo!

Hansel:
Is it true you have sex for ten hours?

Sting:
No comment. [silently] Fifteen...

Kiefer Sutherland:
[to Hansel] I lost my baby.

Mugatu:
You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?

Derek Zoolander:
Does being fat mean you're a terrible person? I'm really asking you, Hansel.

Hansel:
Neil Degrasse Tyson? You don't know who you are, either?

Derek Zoolander:
I've missed not knowing things with you.

Mugatu:
You really are amazingly stupid, aren't you?

Derek Zoolander:
I hope you're not apopleptic because they're going to take a lot of pictures.

One tenth of Hansel's Orgy:
Where'd everybody go? I wasn't finished with that Hippo!

Valentina:
Who says swimsuit models are useless? Take me from behind, Zoolander. Grab on for safety! And extra buoyancy! We're going to swim to Rome.

Derek Zoolander:
I'm going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.

Mugatu:
He's still so hot right now!

Derek Zoolander:
[Driving with his son, taking lots of Selfies with a Selfie Stick. The car drifts lanes and he swerves it back, sending it flying through the air until it comes crashing to a standstill] Hashtag Oops!

Hansel:
WHO AM I!

Mugatu:
Prison changed me. I'm a psycho!

Valentina:
Please accept my apologies.

Derek Zoolander:
None taken.