Gekijouban Mahou shojo Madoka magika Shinpen: Hangyaku no monogatari2013

Kazuko Saotome:
[clears throat] Okay class, just because the date of the Mayan Apocalypse has passed don't you dare think you're safe! This is just the beginning of the end times, kiddos! We'll have a solar and lunar eclipse on the holy days of a certian religion, for a totaling six. Isn't that scary, you better believe it. [maddeningly] What's it all mean? It means by 2050 our planet will experience - what's it called, Nakazawa?

Nakazawa:
Uuuh - I don't know what you're talking about, ma'am...

Kazuko Saotome:
That's not an answer. Statistics show that 41% of a certian country's population believes the Second Coming of Christ will happen in the next 40 years! The seven trumpets of Revelations may blow any minute! In my humble opinion the end of the world might not be such a bad thing. I've had my fill of men and love for one lifetime. if the only thing to look forward to is hitting 40, I'd rather end it all in all one big explosion.

Nakazawa:
Uh ma'am, are you...

Kazuko Saotome:
Huh? [suddenly peppy] Oh I almost forgot, we're going to have a new student joining us for the rest of the semester!

Kyoko Sakura:
[Internally] What a space cadet!