Monsturd2003

Deputy Rick:
It's gonna be okay, just tell us what happened.

Daughter:
A giant number two killed my Daddy.

Deputy Dan:
'Kay, so a number two... like a number two puppet? Like on the TVTubbies? With the little gay guy?

Deputy Rick:
Was it a big puppet? Was it a big number two puppet?

Daughter:
No! It was a doo-doo!

Deputy Rick:
A doo-doo?

Daughter:
Yes, it was a big doo-doo, it was the biggest doo-doo in the world!

Deputy Dan:
So the biggest doo-doo in the world came and took your Daddy away?

Deputy Rick:
How big was this doo-doo?

Daughter:
It was bigger than you!