Suburban Knights2011

Ominous Voice:
Go no further! Go no further! I am the Watcher in the Woods. I see all.

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, what do you want?

Ominous Voice:
Anyone who wishes to pass must answer three questions correctly. Only then will I allow them admittance. If not, you do not want to know the alternative.

Nostalgia Critic:
Alright. Ask your questions.

Ominous Voice:
Question one: Do you have any money?

Nostalgia Critic:
No.

Ominous Voice:
Do your friends have any money?

Nostalgia Critic:
No.

Ominous Voice:
Is there any place close by where you can get money?

Nostalgia Critic:
Not really, no!

[Chester A. Bum pops out from behind a tree, holding his change cup like a megaphone]

Chester A. Bum:
Okay, you can go.

Nostalgia Critic:
Does that ever work?

Chester A. Bum:
[annoyed] It does for people who have MONEY!