The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman2013

Darko:
[Angry at Karl for misspelling his name] My name is Darko. Darko. [Brings out a pen] And maybe if I put this pen right into your a**hole, then write my name inside, you will remember?

Darko:
[Luc chuckles nervously] Something is funny?

Luc:
[Looks at everyone, very nervously] Yeah. What you just said with the pen-in-the-a**hole thing. I mean you can't actually write inside someone's a**hole.

Karl:
It wouldn't actually help me remember.

Luc:
How can you read inside your own a**hole?

Karl:
You wouldn't be able to read it.