Weekend2011/II

Glen:
Look. Straight people like us as long as we conform, we behave by their little rules. Imagine your friends if you suddenly started getting all, but really, political about being a fag, or you got suddenly, like, camp and swishy or talked about rimming all the time.

Russell:
[interrupting] But that's not what I'm like, is it? That's not who I am.

Glen:
Well, just trust me: They like it as long as we don't shove it down their throats.

Russell:
Okay, well, why should I just shove it down their throats?

Glen:
Because they shove it down our throats all the time: Being straight. Straight story lines on television, everywhere - in books, on billboards, magazines, everywhere. But, ah, the gays, the gays - [gasps] "We mustn't upset the straights. Shh. Watch out. Straights are coming. [lisping] Let's not upset them. Let's hide in our little ghettoes. Let's not hold hands. Let's not kiss in the street, no."