The Heart, She Holler2011

Jacket:
Let's go the phones -- Get some comments and queefs. Line 3, What do you think of that ominous admonition?

Line 3:
Do you know where your wife is right now?

Jacket:
Sure, she's at home watching the show. Hey, hon!

Line 3:
Wrongo. She getting humped raw by a negro and lovin' every black inch.

Jacket:
What kind of proof do you h-have?

Line 3:
I saw 'em canoodling over at Oodle's House O' Noodles, enjoying their two-for-one special.

Jacket:
That's impossible.

Line 3:
I know a deal like that sounds impossible, but folks ought to head down to Oodle's on route 9 and check it out for themselves, before the offer ends next Friday.

Jacket:
[voice breaking] That sounds like the kind of deal that everybody should take advantage of, kind of like the way my wife has taking advantage of me!