Monarch of the Glen2000

Duncan McKay:
I've got to go and check the wolves before I go to bed.

Irene Stuart:
Keep the wolf from the door, eh?

Duncan McKay:
No, they don't have a door. It's like a hole in the ground.

Irene Stuart:
Do you want a hand?

Duncan McKay:
No it's kind of muddy up there.

Irene Stuart:
I don't mind. Where do they sleep?

Duncan McKay:
In a den. Well, the mother will be under the ground with her cub just now. But the really interesting thing is the father wolf goes out to eat and then he comes back to the burrow and regurgitates the food so they can have some.

Irene Stuart:
That's so romantic.

Duncan McKay:
Is it?

Irene Stuart:
You, me, moonlight and the smell of wolf vomit. What more can a girl want?