My Boys2006

Andy Franklin:
Kenny, the statute of limitations on Kate is up.

Kenny Morittori:
[to Mike] What, you got this guy working for you now?

Mike Callahan:
He's my attorney.

Andy Franklin:
You can't keep my client from asking out a girl you have NOT been nor are currently pursuing.

Kenny Morittori:
Ah, but I HAVE pursued her.

Andy Franklin:
Having coffee with a girl does not constitute an actual date, Jer.

Mike Callahan:
Yeah, and... and having coffee with a girl a second time is really just a way of saying, "I'm a wuss."

Andy Franklin:
And her way of saying, "We're just gonna be friends, wuss."

Kenny Morittori:
Well, how would you know? You've ben married for, like, a hundred years.

Andy Franklin:
Which is why I'm able to sit high on my marital perch and look down, unsullied, and rule on all I see.