My Boys2006

[looking at a pizza]

Mike Callahan:
Ow. What are the brown things?

Kenny Morittori:
Mushrooms.

Mike Callahan:
Why with the mushrooms? What?

Kenny Morittori:
I'm trying to eat healthier.

P.J. Franklin:
Dude, if you don't like it, don't eat it.

Mike Callahan:
Oh, I'm going to eat it, just without the fungus on top of it.

[Mike starts picking the mushrooms off the pizza]

P.J. Franklin:
What are you doing? Were you born in a barn?

Mike Callahan:
I don't remember where I was born.