My Boys2006

Mike Callahan:
[about Stephanie while sitting in Kenny's car] Yeah, and why does she get shotgun, anyway?

Kenny Morittori:
Because she called it.

Brendan Dorff:
When?

Kenny Morittori:
She texted me this morning at 9:14 AM.

Mike Callahan:
You can't text shotgun!

Kenny Morittori:
Then why'd YOU text me at 9:18?

Mike Callahan:
Fine. Then I'm calling shotgun right now for the way home.

P.J. Franklin:
You can't call return shotgun until your vehicle is parked at the destination. Everybody knows that, Mike.