State of Georgia2011

Aunt Honey:
[On Jo discussing about the game she's playing] What on earth are you doing?

Jo:
I'm playing Dwarf Quest 4! See, I'm a spell casting dwarf...

Georgia Chamberlin:
[Georgia breaks in worried about her friend Kelly Webster coming over] We have an emergency!

Aunt Honey:
Don't I know it! Jo is going to die alone if we don't do something.

[to Jo]

Aunt Honey:
At least put some lipstick on, sweetie.

Georgia Chamberlin:
No, no, no. Kelly Webster just e-mailed me. She's coming to New York and she wants to hang.

[does a scared face]

Aunt Honey:
Who is Kelly Webster?

Jo:
She's Georgia's frenemy from back home.

Georgia Chamberlin:
She pretends to be my bestie, Aunt Honey, but she lives to humiliate me.

[Shows Aunt Honey a text from Kelly Webster on her phone]

Aunt Honey:
[Aunt Honey reads it out loud] "Hi, Georgia. I'm sure you're having a great time in NYC. I miss you." Oh, that snake in the grass.

[makes disgusted face]

Jo:
[clueless face, whispering] What?

Aunt Honey:
[to Georgia] What do you need, baby?

Georgia Chamberlin:
I really need to impress Kelly Webster, ok? So I was worrying, Aunt Honey, if you could stay clear for tomorrow tonight so she doesn't know that you took us in?

Aunt Honey:
Oh, it's not on my high reel either. Well, staying out of your way tomorrow evening will not be a problem, I'm going to a very high in key party.