The Simpsons1989

Homer:
That's it. This job is too dangerous. I'm giving this badge to the first person I see.

Chief Wiggum:
That's funny because this is how I got this job the first time.

Marge:
Thank you, chief for saving my husband's life.

Chief Wiggum:
I didn't do anything. They took my gun and my badge. They would have gotten my squad car too if I hadn't hidden it under some hay.

Homer:
Then who shot all of the gangsters?

[Maggie looks out of the window and c*cks her gun and hides it under her crib mattress]

Homer:
It's time to go check on Maggie.

Marge:
Isn't she sweet? She's probably thinking of the day that she shot Mr Burns.

Homer:
Yeah.