Wanda:
[reading her poetry] They were young and firm, quick to part but slow to learn. But my thighs are mine to keep...
Holiday Heart:
When are you going to write about something that doesn't involve your body parts?
Wanda:
[throws paper] You know what? Remind me to never show you anything again. And you're lucky I don't show you my Sally right now.
Holiday Heart:
Your what?
Wanda:
My Sally.
[grabs crotch]
Wanda:
My SUGAR BOWL! Oh, yes!
Holiday Heart:
[turns up face in digust] Please, darling.
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