Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos






Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, since you're clearly a terrorist, are you Muslim?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No! Scientologist.

Jeff Dunham:
But you used to be Muslim.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No, look at me! I'm too extreme! I was Catholic.

Jeff Dunham:
Really?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
A Methodist.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Buddhist.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
A Baptist.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
A Capricorn.

Jeff Dunham:
Wait a minute! What are you doing?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I'm trying to offend as many infidels as possible. [laughs evilly]

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