Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, since you're clearly a terrorist, are you Muslim?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No! Scientologist.
Jeff Dunham:
But you used to be Muslim.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No, look at me! I'm too extreme! I was Catholic.
Jeff Dunham:
Really?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
A Methodist.
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Buddhist.
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
A Baptist.
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
A Capricorn.
Jeff Dunham:
Wait a minute! What are you doing?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I'm trying to offend as many infidels as possible. [laughs evilly]
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