John Dies at the End

John Dies at the End is a comic horror novel written by David Wong that was first published online as a webserial beginning in 2001, then as an edited manuscript in 2004, and a printed paperback in 2007, published by Permuted Press. An estimated 70,000 people read the free online versions before th…






John:
Uhhhh... check between the sausage and the bun. You should find a hundred dollar bill rolled up in there.

Dave:
[looks between sausage and bun] There's no money in the bratwurst. It's just a piece of lettuce.

John:
OK. [pause] Do you have your ATM card?

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