Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five






[Strong Bad runs an answering machine in hopes of receiving a call on information about his stolen laptop computer]

Strong Bad:
[on answering machine] Thank you for calling attractive Strong Bad. If you have any information regarding my missing and full-on favorite fold-em-up computer, please leave your name and number. And if you have any hot licks, please shred them after the tone.

[machine beeps]

Deep-voiced caller:
[on answering machine] Hello, Strong Bad. I'm waiting for you...

[he coughs, then speaks in a different voice, that of Strong Sad]

Strong Sad:
...Oh, excuse me. I had one of those spit bubbles stuck in my throat. Anyways, I'm waiting for you here at the bus station. I just got back from my trip to the Regrettable History Museum. And you were supposed to pick me up... three days ago! I guess I'll just be waitin' for you here at the staysh. Listen to me: I've been here so long I'm on a nickname basis with the bus station.

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