[Sitting at a nightclub table, Steve Morgan notices gangster Willie Ryan's elderly, sour-faced bodyguard]
Steve:
I didn't meet you, did I?
Willie Ryan:
That's my "adopted son."
Steve:
Rather big for his age, isn't he?
Willie Ryan:
[ominously] Yeah, he follows me around, keeps the flies off me. He's got a good aim with a..."flyswatter."
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