Muppets From Space

The film that answers the immortal question: what species is Gonzo? Kermit the Frog's curly-nosed friend feels alone in the world. When his breakfast cereal starts spelling out questions and he hears voices, Gonzo is convinced he must be from outer space, and his alien brothers are coming to earth…






[first lines]

Gonzo:
Hey, wait for me! Hold the boat! I'm coming! Noah! Mr. The Ark! I'm here. Barely made it. For a minute, there. I thought you were leaving without... [Noah stops him] Gee, Mr. Noah, sir, I'm gonna come too.

Noah:
What are you, anyway?

Gonzo:
Oh, uh... Good question. Now technically speaking, uh, let's say, put me down as a whatever.

Noah:
What do you mean? What is your species?

Gonzo:
Uh, well, I, I, I... I don't know. I guess there's only one of me.

Noah:
[Steps back, then points at gonzo] THEN YOU ARE DOOMED! [he walks inside, closing the door on Gonzo]

Gonzo:
Wait. Wait! Oh. Huh?

Noah:
[opens the door] Um...

Gonzo:
Yes, sir?

Noah:
You may need this. [grabs an umbrella to Gonzo, then closing the door on him again]

Gonzo:
But, but, but, but... [opens the umbrella, causing to rain] Oh! [screaming in fear] NOOO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! No! No! No! I don't wannna be alone! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [dissolve to reality]

Gonzo:
[muttering] No, no, no, no, no, I don’t want to be alone. No, no. [snaps out of his dream, screams] NOOO!!!! [accidentally knocks his best friend Rizzo the Rat out of the hammock, screaming out the window] I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE!!!!!!

Rizzo:
[off-screen] You're not alone.

Gonzo:
[notices rizzo] Who-Who Said That?

Rizzo:
[As The Scene Shows Gonzo Looking Back And Forth Until He Notices The Window, Off-Screen] Gee. I Don't Know. Maybe It's The Rat Who's HANGING OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!

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