Britta:
Today is Abed's first therapy session.

Jeff:
His what?

Britta:
He's been feeling extra vulnerable lately, having lost Troy to the air conditioning repair school, so he's finally going to let me practice my psych skills on him! Give me some credit, Winger. What's the worst that could happen?

Leonard:
Classic tee-up.

Britta:
Shut up, Leonard, I know about your crooked wang.

Leonard:
No such thing as bad press.