[a suit of armor collapses when Sir Thomas walks by]
Lady Elizabeth:
If you were going to wear armor to dinner, you should have asked me to help you.
Sir Thomas Grey:
I-I was just passing and suddenly it just fell apart. That's strange.
Lady Elizabeth:
Not really. Didn't you know - there's a full moon tonight
Sir Thomas Grey:
Moonlight is responsible for many things, my dear, but causing accidents is not among them.
[a battle axe falls next to Sir Thomas' foot]
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