M*A*S*H

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "…






Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
Pierce! Ignore them, captain. I assume that you'll want to start with some biographical information?

Capt. Tom Greenleigh:
Well, I really don't have room for that. Just the facts.

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
Oh, you w- of course. Well, I was born in upper Boston, where my family had lived for five generations...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
In a modest, 20-room log cabin.

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
Due to my background and breeding, it was inevitable that I attend the finest schools: Choate, Harvard...

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
The Massachusetts Institute of Snobbery...

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