My Name Is Earl

Earl has taken one too many wrong turns on the highway of life as a bully and a low-rent crook, but he wins a lottery and has an epiphany: He will turn his good fortune into a life-changing event, as he sets out to right all the wrongs from his past. Despite his seemingly limited intelligence, he i…






Philo:
I gotta go tinkle.

Randy:
Tinkle! That's so stupid. I wonder what he uses for "going ploppies."

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